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Who wears the trousers!!

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Who wears the trousers!!

Postby blackyb » Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:23 pm

Bob was about to marry Caroline when his father took him to one side.

'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your
mother and told her to put them on.' When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly
wear them, as they were too large. I told her, "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will."
Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'

Bob took his father's advice and as soon as he got Caroline alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave
them to Caroline and told her to put them on. Caroline said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,'
replied Bob. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'

Caroline paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Bob. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I
can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Bob. 'Exactly,' replied Caroline. 'And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you never
will.'
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Re: Who wears the trousers!!

Postby blackyb » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:51 am

I thought it was funny, must be my Yorkshire twist!!!
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Re: Who wears the trousers!!

Postby GlennyGills » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:29 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Who wears the trousers!!

Postby psychotic madman » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:13 pm

Well i wear the trousers in my house, even if the wife tells me which pair to wear.

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